Sax First Night Verses

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2016:

  • Ohh we are the saxes and we are the best
  • Our size and our wits do exceed all the rest
  • We've built co-li-seums that have never fell
  • Which proves that the saxes are SEXY AS HELL!

2015:

  • Oh, we are the saxes, we're packed like sardines
  • Our talent for heel clicks are right in our genes
  • Oh it could be our curves right down to our bell
  • The fact is the saxes are SEXY AS HELL!

2014:

  • Oh, we are the saxes, hot cocoa in hand,
  • If we weren't here you'd lack half of the band.
  • With our stylish heel clicks, large pyramids as well,
  • It's clear that all saxes are SEXY AS HELL!

2013:

  • Oh, we are the saxes, of heel-clicking fame
  • Our excessive butt shakes will put yours to shame
  • We could keep on bragging, but as you can tell
  • The fact is that saxes are SEXY AS HELL!

2012:

  • Oh we are the saxes and we like raw dough.
  • Our numbers are large yet continue to grow.
  • Oh it might be the neckstraps but who is to tell
  • We just know that saxes are SEXY AS HELL!

Last Night:

  • Oh, we are the saxes and we've hit a wall
  • This old Barton band room's three sizes too small
  • We will keep on expanding in the new room as well
  • 'Cause the fact is the saxes are SEXY AS HELL!

2011:

  • Oh we are the saxes and we're half the band.
  • Since we have good Jews we are in command.
  • We will tabletop you, so do not rebel.
  • And best of all saxes are SEXY AS HELL!

2010:

  • Oh, we are the saxes, too many to count.
  • Our dances and horn moves you cannot surmount.
  • We'll blame it on Pickles when all is not well,
  • And best of all saxes are sexy as hell!

2009:

  • Oh, we are the saxes, and we like to dance.
  • Our saxy ladies make you jizz in your pants.
  • We're not on a boat, but we sure are swell,
  • 'Cause the fact is the saxes ARE SEXY AS HELL!

2008:

  • Oh, we are the saxes, the pinnacle of class.
  • With finesse of a woodwind and the balls of the brass.
  • We're the instrument of choice for the head of Cornell,
  • 'Cause the fact is the saxes ARE SEXY AS HELL!

2007:

  • Oh, we are the saxes, we're hot and we're cool.
  • Our fine saxy ladies make the trumpets drool.
  • We dance and we heel click all over Cornell,
  • 'Cause the fact is the saxes ARE SEXY AS HELL!

2006:

  • Oh we are the Saxes and we love to dance
  • We'll fix up your horns and we'll handle your pants
  • Our heel clicks are cool and the Prez thinks we're swell
  • 'Cuz the fact is the Saxes are sexy as hell!

2005:

  • Oh, we are the saxes, we're all pretty chill.
  • Our heel clicks impress and the bandstaph we fill.
  • At games and at parties you'll all hear us yell,
  • 'Cause the fact is the saxes ARE SEXY AS HELL!

2004:

  • Oh, we are the saxes, we love wine and cheese.
  • We drink minty cocoa so that we don't freeze.
  • And this semester you'll all hear us yell,
  • 'Cause the fact is the saxes ARE SEXY AS HELL!

2003:

  • Oh we are the saxes, we march and we play.
  • We drink minty cocoa most every Tuesday.
  • This year our numbers will surely swell,
  • 'Cause the fact is the saxes ARE SEXY AS HELL!

2002:

  • Oh we are the saxes, you all know our name.
  • If something gets stolen we're probably to blame.
  • We throw the best parties in all of Cornell,
  • 'Cause the fact is the saxes ARE SEXY AS HELL!

Year Unknown, probably early to mid '90s:

  • We are the Saxes of the Band Big Red,
  • Without us the band is better off DEAD;
  • Because...
  • Bands that are Sax-less have no style or class,
  • And they sound like they're blowing from out of their ___